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Author: Buddy Baker
Wally Dallenbach's like a kite without a tail out there.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Wally Dallenbach
Cale Yarborough would have to call a service station to get a tire changed, but he's as good as anyone who ever drove a race car.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Cale Yarborough
Well I don't know which one has more money but I'll tell you what… either one could burn a wet mule with hundred dollar bills.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Money
Sports
Wealth
On Rick Hendrick and Felix Sabates
Passin’ Earnhardt is like trying to take a bone out of a Pit Bull’s mouth.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Dale Earnhardt
I'm going to have minor brain surgery.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Health
Sports
Brain surgery
My purpose in life was to run 100%. Maybe it cost me some races, but nobody ever hired me to ride.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
I was like a pig with a wristwatch.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
On the Gibson guitar he won at a race in Nashville
The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Expressions
Sports
On a newly re-paved Darlington Raceway
I got hit in the head pretty hard. My clock ran backwards for two years.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
He ran out of talent about halfway through the corner.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
On another racer
I could stand up in the seat and not hit my head.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Autos
Sports
Things
On one of his old Plymouths
You can tell that you’re in trouble when you feel the air on the back of your neck instead of in your face.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
With ten [laps]to go, I didn't have a code of ethics.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Ethics
Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Emotions
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Sports
Ernie Irvan
I never lost my job while I was leading a race.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
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Sports
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