Author: Buddy Ebsen

Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

If brains was lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Elly has more curves than a goat-path.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Harder than braiding a mule's tail during fly season.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Madder than a barefoot centipede on a hot rock.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

You're makin more racket than an empty wagon on a froze-over road.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

If you're too busy to go fishin', you're too busy.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer