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Author: Byron Butler
And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Mixed metaphors
And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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