Author: Carol Leifer

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was “Hang up, I got it!”

comedian, writer, actor & producer
Age Children Communication Family Parents Speech Young

I'm not into working out; my philosophy: No pain, no pain.

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Activities Exercise

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

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Body Sex Women

It was a mixed marriage… I’m human, and he was a Klingon.

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Marriage People

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.'

comedian, writer, actor & producer
Things

First of all, it's not that big, so I'm pretty sure a guy came up with that name.

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Men People Places

Every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.

comedian, writer, actor & producer
Places