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Author: Casey Stengel Page 2
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
America
Baseball
People
Sports
Catchers
There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication
Death
Misspokements
Speech
Time
The team has come along slow but fast.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Progress
He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Gil Hodges
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
Spitballs
Old-timers weekends, and airplane landings are alike; if you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Situations
Airplanes
Old-timers’ weekends
If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Without losers, where would the winners be?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Sports
Losing
Winning
Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.Reporter: Which way?Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Decisions
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Friends
Misspokements
People
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Alcohol
Baseball
Food/Drink
Sports
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
People
Sports
Hate
Managers
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Life
Old
That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Home runs
Managing
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Activities
Baseball
Characteristics
Sports
Ability
Home runs
I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb… it took me only a few days to correct that impression.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
People
Self
Sports
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Situations
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Losing
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