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Author: Casey Stengel Page 3
That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
1962 New York Mets
If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Situations
He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Gil Hodges
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Catchers
Passed balls
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Death
Life
Misspokements
Old
People
Time
Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.Reporter: Which way?Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Decisions
Old-timers weekends, and airplane landings are alike; if you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Situations
Airplanes
Old-timers’ weekends
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going; I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Old
Young
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Now there’s three things you can do in a baseball game; you can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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