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Author: Casey Stengel Page 3
He'd fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
People
Situations
Yogi Berra
The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Money
Sports
Salary
Winning
My health is good enough about the shoulders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Health
Intelligence
There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication
Death
Misspokements
Speech
Time
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Catchers
Passed balls
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Intentional walks
I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Baseball
Old
Sports
If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Situations
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Friends
Misspokements
People
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