Author: Charles Barkley
We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint; when I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I'm just what America needs – another unemployed black man.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Yeah… it’s called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If it's your brain, you'll be fine. That's the smallest organ in your body.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Dennis has become like a prostitute, but now it's gotten ridiculous, to the point where he will do anything humanly possible to make money.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Interviewer: Did you graduate from Auburn?
Charles: No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques; I've got a technique… it's called just go get the damn ball.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Interviewer: Auburn is a pretty good school; to graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Cleveland is trying to win the championship and Detroit has one foot in Cancun.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Beasley was 6’10” in college and 6’7” when he entered the NBA.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality