Author: Charles Barkley
Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I'm just what America needs – another unemployed black man.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating; I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint; when I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques; I've got a technique… it's called just go get the damn ball.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Interviewer: Did you graduate from Auburn?
Charles: No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Beasley was 6’10” in college and 6’7” when he entered the NBA.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted.
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality