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Author: 'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
When Lee [Trevino] and Jack [Nicklaus] win, it is good for golf; when I win, it is better.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Jack Nicklaus
Lee Trevino
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at six o'clock and make it go toward twelve o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Language
Sports
English
Spanish
I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Communication
Language
Accents
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Activities
Golf
Sports
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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off; I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Alcohol
Golf
Sports
Masters
Nervous
There are two things you can do with your head down– play golf and pray.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Putting
For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag… the pencil!
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Pencils
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Characteristics
Fear
Golf
Sports
When Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in, I'll caddie for Jack.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Explaining why he had only three good years left on the Senior Tour
Jack Nicklaus
Lee Trevino
He told me just to keep the ball low.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
On the advice his caddie gave him before a crucial putt
A golf ball is like a clock; always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock… but make sure you’re in the same time zone.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Golf balls