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My grandfather’s great… he’s a great-grandfather.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

TV/Movie Quotes Grandfathers In “Monkey Business”

I wasn’t kissing her… I was just whispering in her mouth.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

Situations Kissing

Hello?… room service… bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

TV/Movie Quotes As Harry Binelli in “Room Service” Ice

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

TV/Movie Quotes As Fiorello in “A Night At The Opera” Chico debates legal matters

Prosecutor: Chicolini, when were you born?
Chicolini: I don’t-a remember. I was just a little baby.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

TV/Movie Quotes As Chicolini in “Duck Soup” Birth

Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?
Chico: Yes, breakfast.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes In “Monkey Business”

Faustino the Great: How long you study music?
Mr. Lyons: Fifteen years.
Faustino the Great: Fifteen? … You know, two more years, you could’ve been a plumber.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

Occupations TV/Movie Quotes As Faustino the Great in “Love Happy” Plumbers