Author: Chris Kamara

It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.

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He went down like a pack of cards.

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Mixed metaphors

Statistics are there to be broken.

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… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.

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They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.

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They only count when they go in the goal.

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Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.

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Now they have got an extra yard of doubtness in their minds.

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For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.

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It was six and half a dozen, and six won.

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Misspokements

Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.

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The atmosphere here is thick and fast.

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Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.

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