Author: Christina Applegate

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress

A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.

(1971 – ) American actress

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress

Enough, if I wanted intelligent conversation, I’d still be dating my teachers.

(1971 – ) American actress

As inevitable as death in Texas.

(1971 – ) American actress

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

(1971 – ) American actress

Squid pro quo.

(1971 – ) American actress

Feed a cold, starve for pizza. Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

(1971 – ) American actress

Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah. Urethra! I have found it!

(1971 – ) American actress

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress

This is what I spent all those years learning my ABDs for?

(1971 – ) American actress

I'm an Aquarium.

(1971 – ) American actress

I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

(1971 – ) American actress

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

(1971 – ) American actress

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress

Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

(1971 – ) American actress

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

(1971 – ) American actress