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Author: Christina Applegate Page 3
Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's
terminus.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Malaria
Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah.
Urethra!
I have found it!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eureka
Squid
pro quo.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Quid
The defense
breasts.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Rests
Well,
arrivedouche.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Arrivederci
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the
optometrist,
who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Optimist
Enough, if I wanted intelligent conversation, I’d still be dating my teachers.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Heat
Science/Weather
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dig a hole in the ground and throw away the key.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, you know I haven't worn pantyhose since I was seven.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Pantyhose
That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese
Waiter
Torture.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
I'm on the edge of my
feet.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Seat
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I wear my heart on a
sleaze.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Sleeve
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be
reincarcerated.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Reincarnated
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
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