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Author: Christine O'Donnell
God may choose to heal someone from cancer, yet that person still has a great deal of medical bills; the outstanding bills do not determine whether or not the patient has been healed by God.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
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Misspokements
You know what, evolution is a myth; why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Animals
Beliefs
Evolution
American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Intelligence
Misspokements
Stupidity
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It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone; the Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery…. you can’t masturbate without lust!
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Sex
Abstinence
Masturbation
When you have women in that situation [the military] it just creates a whole new set of dynamics which are distracting to training these men to kill or be killed.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
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Military
Misspokements
People
Women
[Coedness] is like a radical agenda forced on college students.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Education
Misspokements
School
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I would have become a Hare Krishna but I didn’t want to become a vegetarian… and that is honestly the reason why – because I’m Italian, I love meatballs!
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Hare Krishna
Vegetarians
Only one percent of the oil pollution in the sea is the result of oil drilling, while 63 percent is the result of natural seepage on the ocean floor.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Intelligence
Misspokements
Stupidity
Oil pollution