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Author: Christopher Lloyd

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Fester Addams in “The Addams Family”

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Boxing Sports TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Jim: Pssssttt… what does the yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
Jim: What… does… the… yellow… light… mean?

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi” Driving

[while filling out a form] Jim: Eyes…
Elaine Nardo: No, don’t put two.
Jim: Oh, they mean color, don’t they?

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi” Eyes

[while filling out an application for Jim] Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Jim: Now that’s a tough choice…

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Situations TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.
Jim: I don’t hear anything.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Intelligence Thinking TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Fester Addams in “The Addams Family”

Jim: You know, you really need to clean up those bathrooms.
Alex Rieger: You just came from the kitchen.
Jim: Thank God.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Tony: You mean, they didn’t tell you they were going to tear down your apartment building?
Jim: Well, you put up with a few minor inconveniences when you live in a condemned building.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Jim: Yeah, I did some drugs, though probably not as many as you think. How many drugs do you think I did?
Elaine Nardo: A lot.
Jim: Wow! Right on the nose!

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Activities Drugs TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

I wore flowers in my hair and meditated for hours on end. I was finding God all over the place… He kept ditching me.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

God TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi” At Woodstock

You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Hey, Alex – You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an “orange,” then why don’t we call a banana a “yellow” or an apple a “red”? Blueberries, I understand; but will someone explain gooseberries to me?

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?
Jim: Well, what did you decide?

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Miscellaneous As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

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Author: Christopher Lloyd

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Jim: Pssssttt… what does the yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
Jim: What… does… the… yellow… light… mean?

[while filling out a form] Jim: Eyes…
Elaine Nardo: No, don’t put two.
Jim: Oh, they mean color, don’t they?

[while filling out an application for Jim] Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Jim: Now that’s a tough choice…

If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.
Jim: I don’t hear anything.

Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.

Jim: You know, you really need to clean up those bathrooms.
Alex Rieger: You just came from the kitchen.
Jim: Thank God.

Tony: You mean, they didn’t tell you they were going to tear down your apartment building?
Jim: Well, you put up with a few minor inconveniences when you live in a condemned building.

Jim: Yeah, I did some drugs, though probably not as many as you think. How many drugs do you think I did?
Elaine Nardo: A lot.
Jim: Wow! Right on the nose!

I wore flowers in my hair and meditated for hours on end. I was finding God all over the place… He kept ditching me.

You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Hey, Alex – You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an “orange,” then why don’t we call a banana a “yellow” or an apple a “red”? Blueberries, I understand; but will someone explain gooseberries to me?

Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?
Jim: Well, what did you decide?

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!