Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Characteristics Work

It’s not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Arms Life Things

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Education Facts Science/Weather

Your heart is my piñata.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Anger Emotions Love

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
People

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Money Situations Wealth

We just had a near – life experience!

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Life Situations

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Emotions Individuals Love People

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Death People Time