Author: Jeff Shaw

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring; when she was in a good mood it turned blue… in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

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Family Mothers

Gay people should be allowed to get married; just because somebody’s gay doesn’t mean he shouldn’t suffer like the rest of us.

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Marriage

They say the best exercise takes place in the bedroom; I believe it, because that's where I get the most resistance.

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Activities Exercise Sex