Author: Damien Fahey

I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog; then I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult.

American comedian
Animals Dogs Self

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

American comedian
Communication

Congratulations to Martin Luther King Jr. for having the only dream in history anyone actually wanted to hear about.

American comedian
Miscellaneous

Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack.

American comedian
Places