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Author: Dan Quayle Page 2
I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Problems
Speech
Republicans
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Characteristics
Misspokements
Fairness
Good
Surrender
The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Speech
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Illegitimacy
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Places
Latin
Latin America
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Environment
Pollution
What a waste it is to lose one's mind; or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unforeseen events
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense; in other words a good offense wins.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Defense
Offense
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Science/Weather
Al Gore
Internet
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Solar system
It shows ‘us vs. them,’ and I’m on the ‘us’ side.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
Space is almost infinite; as a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Science/Weather
Infinity
Space
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Children
Communication
Misspokements
Mothers
Bondage
Republicans
It’s a very good historical book about history.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Books
Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Politics
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Human race
Solar system
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
President
Recovery
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