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Author: Dan Quayle Page 2
I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Batman
George H. W. Bush
Robin
Space is almost infinite; as a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Science/Weather
Infinity
Space
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unforeseen events
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Illegitimacy
They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help…. and we are helping, and we’re going to continue to help.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Helping
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest; if you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Trees
Voting
My fellow astronauts…
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
People
Places
Louisiana
Racism
We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Misspokements
Places
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
California
Phoenix
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
NASA
Space
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
People
Poor
Republicans
Voting
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Environment
Pollution
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Politics
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Responsibilities
Vice president
I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Decisions
Judgment
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Places
Latin
Latin America
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
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