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Author: Dan Quayle Page 2
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unforeseen events
I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Decisions
Judgment
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Elections/Voting
Government
Misspokements
Speech
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Past
Speech
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Human race
Solar system
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
People
Places
Louisiana
Racism
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
President
Recovery
They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help…. and we are helping, and we’re going to continue to help.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Helping
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Science/Weather
Al Gore
Internet
I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Batman
George H. W. Bush
Robin
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Respect
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Change
Freedom
Trend
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Illegitimacy
It’s a very good historical book about history.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Books
Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Education
Misspokements
Occupations
Teachers
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Places
Latin
Latin America
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
We expect them (Salvadoran officials) to work toward the elimination of human rights.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Human rights
We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Law
Lawyers
Misspokements
Constitution
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
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