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Author: Dan Quayle Page 2
We expect them (Salvadoran officials) to work toward the elimination of human rights.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Human rights
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
NASA
Space
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Places
Latin
Latin America
We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Money
Banks
Management
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Science/Weather
Al Gore
Internet
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Law
Lawyers
Misspokements
Constitution
I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Batman
George H. W. Bush
Robin
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Education
Intelligence
Misspokements
Places
World
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Change
Freedom
Trend
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Misstatements
We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Arms
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Things
Anti-satellite weapons
Fiction
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future
Misspokements
Past
Time
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Elections/Voting
Government
Misspokements
Speech
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Environment
Pollution
I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Problems
Speech
Republicans
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Respect
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
President
Recovery
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