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Author: Dan Quayle Page 3
It shows ‘us vs. them,’ and I’m on the ‘us’ side.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Illegitimacy
The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Middle East
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Law
Lawyers
Misspokements
Constitution
The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Speech
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest; if you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Trees
Voting
I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Batman
George H. W. Bush
Robin
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Politics
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Verbosity
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Places
Latin
Latin America
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
California
Phoenix
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Environment
Pollution
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