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Author: Dan Quayle Page 3
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Politics
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
History
Misspokements
Places
Holocaust
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Solar system
We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Human race
Solar system
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest; if you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Trees
Voting
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Environment
Pollution
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unforeseen events
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future
Misspokements
Past
Time
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
California
Phoenix
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
NASA
Space
If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day; but if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Animals
Misspokements
Fish
Teaching
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Misstatements
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