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Author: Dan Quayle Page 3
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Elections/Voting
Government
Misspokements
Speech
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Respect
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
History
Misspokements
Places
Holocaust
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Education
Intelligence
Misspokements
Places
World
The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Middle East
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Responsibilities
Vice president
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Past
Speech
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Misstatements
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Environment
Pollution
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Verbosity
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
My fellow astronauts…
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
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