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Author: Dan Quayle Page 3
They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help…. and we are helping, and we’re going to continue to help.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Helping
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Problems
Speech
Republicans
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
California
Phoenix
I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Decisions
Judgment
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future
Misspokements
Past
Time
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Verbosity
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Education
Intelligence
Misspokements
Places
World
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Mistakes
People
Self
Speech
Dan Quayle
Misquotes
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Past
Speech
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Characteristics
Misspokements
Fairness
Good
Surrender
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest; if you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Trees
Voting
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