Author: Dave Allen

I’m an Atheist… thank God.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Beliefs God Religion Wordplay

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Appearance Fat

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Communication Definitions Language

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Communication Speech

My church accepts all denominations – fivers, tenners, twenties.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Beliefs Money

Employees who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
People