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Author: David Beckham
Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
I definitely want Brooklyn [his daughter] to be Christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
David Beckham
professional football player
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I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
When asked if he was a “volatile” player
It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven.
David Beckham
professional football player
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