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Author: David Coleman Page 2
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Time
Racing
On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Running
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
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Misspokements
Sports
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Television
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Situations
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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