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Author: David Coleman Page 2
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
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Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
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He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Running
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Running
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
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Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
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And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Running
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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