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Author: David Coleman Page 2
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Geography
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Faith
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
And for those of you watching without television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
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