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Author: David Coleman Page 3
And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
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Racing
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
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Faith
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Activities
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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