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Author: David Coleman Page 3
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
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