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Author: David Coleman Page 3
The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Lateness
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Entertainment
Misspokements
Sports
Television
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
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