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Author: David Coleman Page 3
Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
And for those of you watching without television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Situations
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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