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Author: David Edelstein
If I had to catalog all the moronic plot turns in
The Day After Tomorrow
, we'd be here until the next ice age.
David Edelstein
(1959 – ) American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Day After Tomorrow”
A critic often has to play the role of coroner, dissecting a work to find out why it died (or never lived).
David Edelstein
(1959 – ) American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “The Black Dahlia”
Let me tell you, if your marriage is in trouble, skip the therapist and find a psycho; nothing brings people together faster.
David Edelstein
(1959 – ) American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Vacancy”
Like something you'd see if the NRA had its own music-video channel.
David Edelstein
(1959 – ) American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“S.W.A.T.”