Author: David Feherty Page 2

That was a great shot – if they’d put the pin there today.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
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That ball is so far left Lassie couldn’t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
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I wouldn't trust him to sit on a toilet the right way.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
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Never has my flabber been so completely gasted

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
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They look like two lobsters trying to mate.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
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It's like an octopus falling out of a tree.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
Golf Sports