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Author: David Hyde Pierce

Maris and I rented the video and, I don’t mind telling you, we pushed our beds together that night! [pause] And that was no mean feat. Her room, as you know, is across the hall.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

She’s cleared her schedule from 7:00 ‘til 7:30 – that means foreplay and cuddling.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.
Niles: You’re a good brother, too.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I would gladly go but I’ve got my compulsive spending seminar and I’m hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Gambing

I really must go. I’m hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

It’s worse than the summer we added the breakfast nook to the treehouse.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I really must run. I’m due at my sexual addiction group, and I don’t like to leave them alone for too long.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Beliefs Opinion TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: If a child of four can ride one, (a bicycle), then so can we.
Niles: That’s what you said when we were six.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Things TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Bicycles

Her lips were saying no, but her eyes were saying, “read my lips.”

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Lips

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Lawyers make excellent patients; they have excellent health care and they never get better.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Lawyers TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Psychiatry

They’ve found a way to bring the charm of an airport to a midtown location.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Emotions TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Twinkle in her eye

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Author: David Hyde Pierce

Maris and I rented the video and, I don’t mind telling you, we pushed our beds together that night! [pause] And that was no mean feat. Her room, as you know, is across the hall.

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

She’s cleared her schedule from 7:00 ‘til 7:30 – that means foreplay and cuddling.

Frasier: Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.
Niles: You’re a good brother, too.

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

I would gladly go but I’ve got my compulsive spending seminar and I’m hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

I really must go. I’m hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.

It’s worse than the summer we added the breakfast nook to the treehouse.

Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any.

I really must run. I’m due at my sexual addiction group, and I don’t like to leave them alone for too long.

The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion.

Frasier: If a child of four can ride one, (a bicycle), then so can we.
Niles: That’s what you said when we were six.

Her lips were saying no, but her eyes were saying, “read my lips.”

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

Lawyers make excellent patients; they have excellent health care and they never get better.

They’ve found a way to bring the charm of an airport to a midtown location.

I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.