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Author: David Lloyd George
Like a cushion he always bore the impress of the last man who had sat on him.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults
(also Lord Haig)
On Lord Derby
A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Situations
Work
Accomplishment
His impact on history would be no more than the whiff of scent on a lady's handkerchief.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
History
Insults
On Arthur Balfour
A retail mind in a wholesale business.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults
Intelligence
On Neville Chamberlain
He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults
If you want to succeed in politics, you must keep your conscience well under control.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Government
Politics
Conscience
Morals
The right honorable and learned gentleman has twice crossed the floor of this House, each time leaving behind a trail of slime.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults
About Sir John Simon
He is brilliant – to the top of his boots.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults
Intelligence