Author: David Pleat

What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

This is a real cat and carrot situation.

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Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

There he goes again, doing doggies.

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Colemanballs

Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.

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Colemanballs

I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.

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Colemanballs

If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.

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Colemanballs

He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.

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Colemanballs

There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.

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Colemanballs

Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.

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Colemanballs

Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.

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Colemanballs

I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

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Appearance Body

Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

He looked like a rabbit with headlights there.

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Misspokements

There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

Oh dear, I forgot to put my watch back to Swiss time.

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Misspokements

He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs