Author: David Pleat

Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.

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There he goes again, doing doggies.

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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.

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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.

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I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.

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He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.

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Oh dear, I forgot to put my watch back to Swiss time.

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Misspokements

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

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He’s got a brain under his hair.

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There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.

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I’ve never known a Groundhog Day like this and I’ll have to go and see the film to find out what it’s all about.

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Misspokements Situations

I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.

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Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.

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Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.

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Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.

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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

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Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.

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I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.

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Alcohol Food/Drink Misspokements

A game is not won until it is lost.

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I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

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Appearance Body

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.

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