Author: David Pleat Page 2

He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.

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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.

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We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.

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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.

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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.

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He looked like a rabbit with headlights there.

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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.

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Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.

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Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.

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That would have been the icing on his start.

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Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.

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There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.

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Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.

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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.

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I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.

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