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Author: David Pleat Page 2
We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
A game is not won until it is lost.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics are damn lies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics
Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Alcohol
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Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
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