Author: David Pleat Page 2

There he goes again, doing doggies.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Oh dear, I forgot to put my watch back to Swiss time.

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Misspokements

Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.

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Statistics are damn lies.

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This is a real cat and carrot situation.

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Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

I was inbred into the game by my father.

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Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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A game is not won until it is lost.

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We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.

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I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

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