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Author: Diane Keaton
Boris: If, by some mistake, I’m not killed tomorrow, would you marry me?
Sonja: What do you think the odds are?
Diane Keaton
1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sonja in “Love and Death”
Sonja: Of course there’s a God! We’re made in His image!
Boris: You think I was made in God’s image? Take a look at me. You think He wears glasses?
Sonja: Not with those frames.
Diane Keaton
1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sonja in “Love and Death”
Allan: You were fantastic last night in bed.
Linda: Oh, thanks.
Allan: How do you feel now?
Linda: I think the Pepto Bismol helped.
Diane Keaton
1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
Sex
TV/Movie Quotes
As Linda in “Play It Again Sam”
Boris: How many lovers do you have?Sonja: In the mid-town area?
Diane Keaton
1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sonja in “Love and Death”