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Author: Dick Cavett

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication Individuals People Criticism

I went to a Chinese-German restaurant; the food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power.

Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Food/Drink Restaurant

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents Oxymorons

I used to think 'Tora! Tora! Tora!' was about a Rabbi taking inventory.

Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Beliefs Books Communication Reading/Writing Religion Rabbi Torah

Having your taste criticized by Dorothy Kilgallen is like having your clothes criticized by Emmett Kelly.

Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Insults Dorothy Kilgallen

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Entertainment Money People Television Profitable Quality













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