Author: Dizzy Dean

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

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Baseball Misspokements Sports

The game was closer than the score indicated.

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Baseball Misspokements Sports

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

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Misspokements Sports

I never tried to outsmart nobody; it was easier to outdummy them.

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Baseball Sports

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

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Baseball Sports

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

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Misspokements

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

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Baseball Sports