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Author: Dizzy Dean
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
Explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball
The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Misspokements
I never tried to outsmart nobody; it was easier to outdummy them.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
The game was closer than the score indicated.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
After a 1-0 game
If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
After his brother Daffy pitched a no-hitter
Pitching
Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On umpire William McKinley