Author: Don Marquis Page 2

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author