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Author: Don Marquis Page 2
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People
Success
World
Science has always been too dignified to invent a good backscratcher.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Science/Weather
Things
Backscratcher
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Past
Time
Procrastination
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Optimism
Pessimism
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Communication
Reading/Writing
There is nothing so habit-forming as money.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Money
Habits
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People
Experience
Optimist
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Time
Punctuality
Subordinates
Virtue
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