Author: Don Marquis Page 2

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

A man thinks he amounts to a great deal but to a flea or a mosquito a human being is merely something good to eat.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author