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Author: Don Marquis Page 2
Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Honesty
People
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Arms
Ideas
Intelligence
Instinct
Trigger
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Emotions
Happiness
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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
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Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
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Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
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World
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
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Communication
Reading/Writing
Echo
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Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Government
Ideas
Intelligence
Politicians
Wrong
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