Author: Drew Carey

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

(1958 – ) standup comedian, actor, game show host & photographer

I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast.

(1958 – ) standup comedian, actor, game show host & photographer

You know that look women get when they want sex… me, neither.

(1958 – ) standup comedian, actor, game show host & photographer