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Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right… I can't decide.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

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Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking
Arthur: It’d have to be a real big woman.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

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I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

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You’re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

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Susan: Arthur, will you take my hand?
Arthur: That would leave you with one!

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

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I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

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