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Author: ‘Duffy’ Daugherty
Three things can happen when you put a [foot]ball in the air – and two of them are bad.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Football
Sports
Passing
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Education
Grades
Rhodes Scholar
When a letter simply addressed to "Duffy the Dope" was delivered to me, I knew it was time to retire.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Communication
People
Self
Work
Letters
Retirement
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Characteristics
Misspokements
Ambidextrous
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Dance
Football
Sports
My only feeling about superstition is that it’s unlucky to be behind at the end of the game.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Sports
Luck
Superstitions
When your are playing for the national championship, it’s not a matter of life or death… it’s more important than that.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Sports
Championships
A tie is like kissing your sister.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Sports
Scores
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All those football coaches who hold dressing-room prayers before a game should be forced to attend church once a week.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Beliefs
Sports
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Prayer