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Author: Edgar A. Shoaff
The two leading recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Success
Things
Loopholes
Mousetrap
Politicians make strange bedfellows, but they all share the same bunk.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Government
Politicians
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
Edgar A. Shoaff
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Characteristics
Honesty
People
Cynics
A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
Edgar A. Shoaff
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God
Skeptics
Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Characteristics
Communication
Honesty
Lies
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Advertising
Immortality – a fate worse than death.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Death
Life
Fate
Immortality
Leisure tends to corrupt, and absolute leisure corrupts absolutely.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Activities
Leisure