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Author: Ernest Hemingway
Never mistake motion for action.
Ernest Hemingway
(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
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The first draft of anything is shit.
Ernest Hemingway
(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk; that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
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Writer, William Faulkner about Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
Hemingway: Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
Ernest Hemingway
(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
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To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway
(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
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