Author: Evelyn Waugh

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

To see him fumbling with our rich and delicate English is like seeing a Sevres vase in the hands of a chimpanzee.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

I haven’t been to sleep for over a year; that’s why I go to bed early… one needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

I don't like Norwegians at all; the sun never sets, the bar never opens, and the whole country smells of kippers.

(1903 – 1966) English writer