Author: Foghorn Leghorn

She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride – a little light in the belfry.

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I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

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Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

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The boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

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Nice boy… but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth

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That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

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[He’s] as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.

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If that kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned.

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That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

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I've got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

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You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'.

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Boy's like a dead horse – got no get up and go.

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That woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor.

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Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.

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