Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 2
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A loafer always has the correct time.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Everything comes to him who waits… except a loaned book.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Where ignorance is bliss, it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst sensation I know of is getting up at night and stepping on a toy train.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist