Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 4
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The man who says "I may be wrong, but… " does not believe there can be any such possibility.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A loafer always has the correct time.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Everything comes to him who waits… except a loaned book.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist