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Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities – a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
America
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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Communication
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Miscellaneous
In a letter to Winston Churchill
Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Acting
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A man with both feet planted firmly in the air.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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A radical
Also Jacques Barzun
If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Problems
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(also Winston Churchill)
Rope
He may be a son of a bitch, but he’s
our
son of a bitch.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Government
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Of Nicaraguan president Somoza
A man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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Also Jacques Barzun
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It is common sense to take a method and try it… if it fails, admit it frankly and try another; but above all, try something.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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