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Author: Franklin Jones Page 2
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Beliefs
Opinion
Criticism
When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Money
Free
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Activities
Body
Fitness
Jogging
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics
People
Situations
Neighbors
Noise
Party
Tolerance
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
Forgive your enemies… if you can’t get back at them any other way.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics
Enemies
Forgiveness
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics
Time
Appreciation
Punctual
Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
History
Time
Change
Historians
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Books
Communication
Memory
Reading/Writing
Autobiographies
Writer
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Beliefs
God
Atheist
You can learn many things from children… how much patience you have for instance.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Children
Education
Family
Learning
Patience
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