Author: Franklin Jones Page 2

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Activities Body

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics Fear

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Communication Language

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Animals Dogs

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Problems

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Books Communication Memory Reading/Writing

Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
History Time

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Money

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Money

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
People

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Money Things