Author: Garry Shandling Page 2

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem… but they don’t really know me.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Emotions

I practice safe sex… I use an airbag.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Sex

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me…maybe I put them on too soon.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Food/Drink Sex

I practice safe sex… I use an airbag.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Sex

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me; I know guys I wouldn’t go out with.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Dating Relationships

Women can have multiple orgasms? Right… I’ll believe it when I see it.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
People Sex Women