Author: Garry Shandling Page 2

I practice safe sex… I use an airbag.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Sex

I don’t like this reality television, I have to be honest… I think real people should not be on television; it’s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Entertainment Television

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem… but they don’t really know me.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Emotions

Dr. Phil is hiding something; otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name?

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Miscellaneous

I ate dinner last night at a friend of mine’s house and he has – what do you call those things? … a baby.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Miscellaneous

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, “Are you just going to sit around like that all day?”

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
Miscellaneous