Author: George Best

I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol… it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Alcohol People Women

I once said Gazza's [Paul Gascoigne] IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Intelligence

I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating Misspokements

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars… the rest I just squandered.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Money

Giggs came in from the left hand right.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs