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Author: George Jean Nathan
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Emotions
Entertainment
Laughter
Comedians
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Emotions
Love
Politics is the pursuit of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Government
People
Politicians
He writes his plays for the ages – the ages between five and twelve.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
About George Bernard Shaw
Abstainer: The kind of man you wouldn’t want to drink with even if he did.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Alcohol
Food/Drink
People
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Animals
Characteristics
Housefly
Optimism
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Alcohol
Food/Drink
People
About the only thing you can say for his constipation of ideas is his diarrhea of words.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Communication
Ideas
Insults
Intelligence
Speech
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Elections/Voting
Government
Politicians
Bad
The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Communication
Insults
Reading/Writing
About writer J. M. Barrie
Criticism
I always said that I'd like Barrymore's acting till the cows came home. Well, ladies and gentleman, last night the cows came home.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
On John Barrymore
Opening night: The night before the play is ready to open.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Definitions
Opening night
Theater