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Author: George (Lord) Byron
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
Marriage
There is, in fact, no law or government at all [in Italy]; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
Places
Italy
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,Sermons and soda-water the day after.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
Miscellaneous
The Cardinal is at his wit’s end; it is true… that he had not far to go.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
Intelligence
Mind
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
People
Celebrities
Scotland: A land of meanness, sophistry and lust.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
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Scotland
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
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He is at his wit's end – it is true that he had not far to go.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
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Intelligence
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I don’t know what Scrope Davies meant by telling you I liked children, I abominate the sight of them so much that I have always had the greatest respect for the character of Herod.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
Children
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