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Author: George W. Bush Page 17
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Energy
I guess it’s OK to call the secretary of education here ‘buddy;’ that means friend.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
OB/GYNs
I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Incumbency
The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements
Environment
Hurricanes
On preserving wetlands
It's your money; you paid for it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Terrorism
Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We’re in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that… and so do Americans.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
If you’ve got somebody in harm’s way, you want the president being – making advice, not – be given advice by the military, and not making decisions based upon the latest Gallup poll or focus group.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Advice
These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Achievements
Bulgaria
I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand – but the president doesn't have a magic wand.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
And I, unfortunately, have been to too many disasters as president.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Disasters
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Headlines
She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal… Antonio.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Communication
On Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner
We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues; Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one; others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Hugs
We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Pacemakers
Peacekeepers
I don’t want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
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