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Author: George W. Bush Page 18
I guess it’s OK to call the secretary of education here ‘buddy;’ that means friend.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Guns
I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Incumbency
And so, what Gen. Petraeus is saying, some early signs, still dangerous, but give me – give my chance a plan to work.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Arbolist… look up the word; I don't know, maybe I made it up… anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Arborist
Trees
I'm not really the type to wander off and sit down and go through deep wrestling with my soul.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Characteristics
People
Self
Soul
Other Republican candidates may retort [sic] to personal attacks and negative ads.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
In a fund-raising letter
They [our enemies] never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I think it’s really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive; the best way to do it is to convince little kids how to — the beauty of playing baseball.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
May of the punditry – of course, not
you
… but other punditry were quick to say, no one is going to follow the United States of America.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason; it begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Japan
There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Caves
Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
OB/GYNs
The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer – prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down, and I'm one of them.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings; and, folks, this is unacceptable in America.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
There is some who say that perhaps freedom is not universal; maybe it's only Western people that can self-govern; maybe it's only, you know, white-guy Methodists who are capable of self-government… I reject that notion.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Freedom
Let's make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Certainty
You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Communication
Language
Work
Propaganda
Repeating
Brie and cheese.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
On what he imagines reporters eat.
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